Monthly Archives: September 2011

Fucking Fat Fuck fucks up first fucking Goal

The Red Lions finally stopped their losing streak after a hard-fought 1-1 draw with the Black Stars on Sunday. Captain “Oh Captain My Captain” Cooke welcomed all 12 Red Lions players to the pitch before buggering off to “work” for … Continue reading

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The classy Red Lions match report.

Back in my university days, it was the first day of lecture and all the new students assembled in the lecture hall. In walked the professor, and – in his broad northern English accent – said “Right then, what’s the … Continue reading

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