Red Lions Vote for new Captain

From now until midnight Sunday 6th March all Red Lions are invited to vote for a new captain.

 

Your candidates are:

 

1. Christian “Mussolini” Peluso

2. “Gayer” Rob Iwanicki

3. “Presently Disadvantaged” Chancy Cooke

 

Early exit polls suggest this is “too close to call”

 

And in the words of Bill “Cigar” Clinton:

 

Don’t wreck my election. Lick my erection.

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About Mao

Chairman Mao. The man who takes the Taipei Red Lions to new depths of corruption. Hands out more fines for more reasons than any man in history. Thinks he's a good keeper, but try sending in a cross for him to take. But he writes a mean match report. And even occasionally buys a round himself. And he keeps the Politburo in check.
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